Tonight’s selection was Ryan's Daughter (1970) about a sexually repressed and confused young woman named Rose, her teacher, Charles, of whom she has the hots for, a gimp army man named Major Doryan who has a hero and obscure injuries, and a gimp retard named Michael who seems to be a complete rip-off of Quasimoto from the Hunchback of Notre Dame, minus the tard strength.
Long story short Rose marries, her teacher, isn’t satisfied sexually by him, so she starts banging Major Doryan, causing turmoil since its based around 1916 and the Easter rising and Doyle is an officer on the German side.
Roses' father Thomas Ryan is helping the rebellion. blah blah blah, add some Gone With The Wind movie elements, and three hours later Rose and Charles leave for a better life, yay ending. It's a 3 hour long film and it’s not that bad, just long and rather drawn out. I wouldn't watch it again unless it was for a grade.
To end this entry, I leave you with a quaint Irish drinking song that tells the greatness of the man who invented beer, and if you have ever played A Bards Tale (One of the top 10 video games I’ve ever played based on dialogue alone) you should definitely remember this song:
With that being said, my ass is going to bed…
~Will
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